yup

making these and watching this while drinking these.

also listening to them.

i spent the day visiting garage sales with this guy:
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AND i need to add two cars to the list below:
oreos
mickey mouse club

theme/custom cars i have seen in baltimore

in chronological order:

goobers
klondike bar
iceman
michael jackson tribute
all-over chevy logo
crab chips

as of late

in the olden days of geocities i made a web site. it still exists and can never be deleted. here are some entries from the guestbook. enjoy.

Monday 08/13/2001 9:40:15pm
Name: Joe Bag of Doughnuts
E-Mail: armhair@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:
Referred By: Search Engine
Location:
Comments: Your site blows big donkey*****. People like you dont even deserve to leave the house.


Friday 01/26/2001 11:30:45am
Name: Free J
E-Mail: littlewolf@hotmail.com
Homepage Title: My music
Homepage URL: http://www.mp3.com/freejay
Referred By: Just Surfed In
Location: Riviera beach ,Fl
Comments: Amy you are soo fine! can I be your man?

Tuesday 02/22/2000 1:32:46pm
Name: Bobby
E-Mail: elektronick@yahoo.com
Homepage Title: elektronick
Homepage URL: http://members.xoom.com/elektronick1
Referred By: Just Surfed On In
Location: Michigan
Comments: Cool page! Nice pictures and stuff. Its neat to see web pages of people I know. Usually I only see web pages of people I don't know and they talk about places I don't know. I recognize the pictures of riverside though. They are nice. Keep up the good work don't forget to update the page often. Thats what makes a web page good, when its updated often!

Monday 02/07/2000 5:27:23pm
Name: Your biggest fan
E-Mail: CCmm17@aol.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL: http://
Referred By: NewsGroups
Location: Texas
Comments: you are a stupid mother ******* *** ***. Why would you think that this is even relatively funny to anyone but you and your warped-brain friends. YOu need a healthy dose of sex and depressants. I am so sorry that you live in this thwarted reality. What a sad and pathetic existance. My advice?? Sell the scanner and get some good therapy. P.S> - please slash your face with a razor...life would be a lot more pleasant for the rest of us.

Wednesday 08/11/1999 6:15:41am
Name: Nann Ho
E-Mail: bigbabyjesus@hotmail.com
Homepage Title: www.thug.com
Homepage URL: http://www.thug.com
Referred By: Just Surfed On In
Location: miami
Comments: gull, you know nann, that surf the web like me. got mo' suggestions than me, give all ya money to a homie-g. that's right, give all your money to one specific guy. you'll have fun doing that.

Friday 07/30/1999 7:49:18pm
Name: Penis Williams
E-Mail: don't have one
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL: http://
Referred By: Just Surfed On In
Location: My house
Comments: Hello, i love you're page like so very much. It is like so very cool, and i want to come back. Whose Gay-mie, i do not understand that. I am tired now, going to sleep. Have a nice time in Oregon, i will miss you sweet cake. Give me a call when you get back. 1-810-882-7003. Good Bye for now, i will miss you sweet cake. my toe hurts.
Penis Williams

Friday 05/21/1999 10:49:37pm
Name: Tony
E-Mail: Swam34X@hotmail.com
Homepage Title: I don't have a site
Homepage URL: http://
Referred By: Just Surfed On In
Location: California
Comments: The quotes are funny! Is money cash emily hoyt refering to that song money cash hoes? If it is you can tell Emily to call me.

Saturday 05/15/1999 4:07:27pm
Name: Unda-wear Gnome
E-Mail: pepperanne3@yahoo.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL: http://
Referred By: Just Surfed On In
Location: Underwearland...where all underwear is tested and produced!
Comments: Hey everybody...this is the Unda-wear Gnome herself out from hibernation to remind y'all to enter the "GIVE AMY A NEW SN" contest!!! The winner gets the best prize of all... a special gift just from me So go ahead and enter today before the contest ends and someone else wins the prize...Here's my entry now : Aims2plees

Thursday 04/29/1999 4:04:47am
Name: Tao-Chaing Siu a.k.a. Masterbagger
E-Mail: masterbagger@netscape.net
Homepage Title: Wait till June 2...
Homepage URL: http://
Referred By: From a Friend
Location: WESTSIDE FLINT TIZZZZZZOWN!!! PLAAAYAAA
Comments: Aiight aiight aiight, I juss wanted to say PEACE TO MY PLAYAS AND PLAYETTES: TiCalvin Stallion a.k.a Dr. Charpe, Gay-Mie, Ali, Chali 2na a.k.a. Corny Lookin' White Boy, J'Sonn, The Bowling Alley Girl/Puff Daddy, Cracker Jackson, El Presidente, Ash, Sam Jackson, Sammy Broohahahahaha, Bid-I Wish-Ish, Yuji, La Femme, Miguel/Butch, J-J-J-Jake, the 3rd Hour Gym Class, Don Pla, Chester, Chocolate, Jice, Shigeru Miyamoto, Zack de la Rocha, Matt Groening, And KRS-One...he runs ish like diarreah...peace out!!!! RAH RAH RAH

Wednesday 04/28/1999 1:46:06am
Name: kalven
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL: http://
Referred By: Just Surfed On In
Location:
Comments: i would just like give mad shout-outs to alicia, kelly, chuckles, brandon, jason, i wish, rachel and skippy, and to that one boy at teen nite at the skating rink and everyone else i done forgot. I would also like to say "i love you" to amy, because she is my one and only:)

Monday 04/12/1999 10:51:35pm
Name: Tae-Tae
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL: http://
Referred By: Just Surfed On In
Location:
Comments: YO YO YO YO YO! Sup UNDA WEAR GNOME! IT"S COMING.. well actually it passed but that's okay.. the unda wear gnome b-day! I jez wanted to let her know that I want my shout out on the next new letter! also this is tha place if you all didn't know, where you can contact tha unda wear gnome to get your bums on or give shout outs! Shout out back to DEEBO, Kailey, and all you otha coo peeps out there! and A shout out to GAYSON JANDERSON! heh! actually, i was jez playin, it's Jason.. and he's an alright dude. Sorry for making fun of you Jason.. but for real you need to get out of those westside Detroit chats! Uh.. Also a shout out to all the legal drug thugz out there! heh! j/k Kelly, Alicia, Amy, BOB, you all are great! Peace out yo's!!!From, TAE- TAE (tha original!)

Monday 03/01/1999 8:36:11pm
Name: Amy
E-Mail: AKAchick@TomGreenShow.zzn.com
Homepage Title: AKA Show Home Page, and Amy's Page-O-Fun Stuff!
Homepage URL: http://members.tripod.com/AKAchick3/AKAshow.html
Referred By: From a Friend
Location: MI
Comments: Hi.. if you are reading this, you need to sign my guest book!!! And don't comment on my spelling style, i can spell however i want, and i don't want to hear about it. if you have any comments or new quotes, emai me! Thanks

just look at me go.

so. it's good friday. my alma mater is in the final four! i'm finally officially employed.. cheap beers and virytos at lithualina hall. and john waters. really?

we left thursday post work for MI, via pittsburgh, where we ate pramanti brothers sandwiches and spent the night. friday morning we drove through OH and into detroit, past the rouge river industrial plan and into dearborn and the neatest little brick houses. the first stop was at rachel and tristans for some garlicky middle eastern lunch and lots of baby snuggling. i got to experience the art of eating with one hand while holding tiny tay-tay. it was the bestest.

on the way to clarkston we stopped at my mom's office to catch up and play with teddy bear, the pom-poo. he's getting all gray around the ears and brown around the nose. we got him to sit nice in an arm chair so i could get his portrait. later that night we headed out to see friends in hamtramck. we toured their new loft then went for drinks at the bar across the street named whiskey in a jar. there was pabst on tap and a pool table and lots of locals. colorful ones. after we went to a party near the old train station in town. google maps told us the party was in an opticians office. when we got there, we were greeted by two large dudes with serious easter european accents. they asked us what we were here for and if we were all together. then we were told to line up single file.. then if we were carrying any weapons. really. THEN they started the pat-downs. i wanted to take a photo. when it was my turn i held out my purse and told the guy my pants were way too tight to hold anything besides my large rear. he let me go.

when we got upstairs it was just some sloppy guy's apartment. said guy was sitting at his desk behind the hip hop group detroit city as they performed. he was tall and white and kindof looked like scruffy from scooby doo. occasionally he would light a tiny pipe. among other things scattered about, there was: a makeshift display for and samples of the anti-energy drink "sippin syrup," two guys sat on a couch passed out with their hoodies up, a nitrous tank and some normal seeming people like myself. we watched detroit city then some group i can't remember then some guy called mc doc waffles. he performed in a fur-lined robe.

saturday we had a garage sale. it was exhausting. we managed sell all the giant old furniture and found peter's old rock and coin collections. and a giant storage container of legos. and dungeons and dragons cards. then we said goodbye to the house. it was a rough day.

sunday we drove home in the rain. i was cranky. we ate sheetz. we went to bed. after work monday we drove up to york PA to meet cousian ian and alex for dinner. we celebrated a mini seder and ate spicy thai and drank blackberry manischewitz. but just a little bit. we missed mayer hawthorn but arrived just in time for passion pit. i haven't been to a show on a college campus since i was a student and man did i feel old. i kept trying to imagine seeing myself at the show. all i could think is that i would have been way more drunk than these kids. sad, right. during the encore things got nuts and the stage was all of the sudden full of students. i thought to myself, now that's more like it.

after the show we sat and had chats. we saw mayer walk by in his post-show casual wear and pick up some boxes of merch. the passion pit boys looked so little and innocent and smelled like gym class. we left to buy groceries at wegmans and i got all cranky because it was past my bedtime. the end.

!!!

last night we saw mayer hawthorne. i shot a video. this guy can MOVE. notice how someone yellls "r e m i x" at the end of the song. who knows.

this guy is the coooooolest